Clowns have always scared the hell out of me. Grown adults
who parade around in feature concealing makeup thinking they will
put smiles on children's faces need to pay attention to what the
kids are saying, and stop all of this buffoonery now. DK, our
ace contributor has chosen to illustrate this point with the first
in a series he has derivatively called "Separated at Birth".
They say evil is in the eye of the beholder, but in this case, we'll
say evil is in the eye of THE CLOWN, THE CLOWN, THE CLOWN (and the
prop comic too). We plan to add mimes as soon as we get them.

We don't know which is scarier... - Submitted by
DK

What's worse, children will play with him. -
Submitted by DK

They say there's someone for everyone. - Submitted
by DK

But there are laws against that. - Submitted by DK