Cats and dogs are funny. We love cats and dogs, and it is
unbelievable what some people do to their pets just to have a cheap
laugh. Of course, pets can always have their revenge in subtle
ways, leaving presents underfoot, or nasty odors of unknown origin.
We have heard that some people even go as far as eating their pets,
but we strongly discourage the practice.

Never, ever feed your cat soy milk. - Submitted by
DK

You're not fooling anybody; your bad breath is a
dead giveaway - Submitted By Stinkboy

Being President requires you to watch your step. -
Submitted by DK

OK, This isn't funny, but isn't he the cutest
thing? - Submitted by Annie W.