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Stupid Pictures - Dare to Be Stupid!

Let me welcome you to StupidPicture.com, the site that truly lives up to its name.  Sure, you've already seen some of these gems in your morning email or other websites, but we offer something different which will enhance your time wasting experience.  We have hired a crack team of writers, or should we say a team of writers on crack, who spend time with each and every picture you submit and try to come up with something funny to add as a caption.

One fine morning last month, Danny the mailroom clerk came up with a brilliant idea of his own; to group the stupid pictures according to themes and see if we could develop little stories around them.  As you can imagine, Danny no longer works in the mailroom, and he is sitting across from me, your editor in chief, just waiting for another smart-ass from the mail room to take his job.

Now in all fairness, we must give credit where credit is due, as it's quite obvious that without your contributions to our site, Danny and the other writers would not have anything to inspire them apart from occasionally seeing their own reflection in a mirror.

SO please, we beg and implore you, SEND US YOUR PICS.  Send us all the stupid, ugly, funny, ridiculous, homemade, manipulated, altered, mutated, mutilated, defaced, deranged, comical, asinine, sophomoric, juvenile, idiotic, hand drawn, scanned, downloaded, emailed, bad, mad, sad (?), satirical, political, humorous, biting, scatological (but not too scatological), hilarious, punny, parodied, humiliated, often copied, but never imitated (?) images, pics, photos, cartoons, drawings, graphics, woodcuts, etchings, paintings, etc.  Whew!

And please make sure the file sizes aren't too big, and that they are either .jpg, .gif, and NOT .bmp, .tiff, or .dot, as these will be rejected by our mailroom clerk.  Be mindful of copyright infringement, as we cannot possibly check the originality of each and every image featured on the site.  Your payment for all this hard work?

Our eternal gratitude.

S. Greene

 

The Stupidest
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My least favorite Martian

The mysterious DK, One of our most gifted contributors, is a fan of all things sci-fi and horror.  I guess that politics and horror go hand in hand these days, but we can still have a laugh. 

DK noticed an uncanny resemblance between Sen. Joe Lieberman and Favorite Martian star Ray Walston, and made the best, or the worst of it.  You decide...


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